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Circuit Chuckles · Daily comic

Asset Inventory

Published Monday, 14 September 2026 · By Security.io

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In a four-panel black-and-white newspaper comic, Rusty wheels an asset inventory cart through a records room, tags a fern and then a coffee mug while Glitch watches in disbelief.

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Rusty proudly inventories every asset in the office and proves the process has become so literal that even the fern and coffee mug receive asset tags.

Transcript

Accessible reading order
  1. Panel 1 — Rusty: Good news. I inventoried every asset.
  2. Panel 2 — Glitch: That fern has an asset tag.
  3. Panel 3 — Rusty: It supports morale.
  4. Panel 4 — Rusty: If it is in the office, it is in scope.