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Circuit Chuckles · Daily comic

Data Loss Prevention

Published Thursday, 24 September 2026 · By Security.io

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Rusty proudly chains a stack of spreadsheets to a desk under a DLP status board while Glitch wonders why the paperwork is padlocked in place.

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Rusty deploys data loss prevention by locking a stack of spreadsheets to the desk with heavy chains, guaranteeing nobody can remove them without tools.

Transcript

Accessible reading order
  1. Panel 1 — Rusty: Data loss prevention is deployed.
  2. Panel 2 — Glitch: Why are the spreadsheets chained to the desk?
  3. Panel 3 — Rusty: No one is losing them now.
  4. Panel 4 — Rusty: Exfiltration requires bolt cutters.