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Circuit Chuckles · Daily comic

Segregation of Duties

Published Wednesday, 16 September 2026 · By Security.io

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In a four-panel vintage office comic, Rusty stretches hazard tape across the room to divide work areas while Glitch points out the stapler is stranded on the wrong side.

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Rusty literally splits the office in two with hazard tape to enforce segregation of duties, only for Glitch to realize nobody can reach the stapler.

Transcript

Accessible reading order
  1. Panel 1 — Rusty: I finished segregation of duties.
  2. Panel 2 — Glitch: You taped the office in half.
  3. Panel 3 — Rusty: No unauthorized crossover.
  4. Panel 4 — Glitch: Great. Who is authorized to reach the stapler?