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Circuit Chuckles · Daily comic

Tabletop Exercise

In a four-panel black-and-white newspaper comic, Glitch arrives for a tabletop exercise while Rusty literally lifts the conference table and says the incident is heavy, before declaring that the table responded.
Rusty mistakes a tabletop incident exercise for physically exercising the conference table.

Transcript

Accessible reading order
  1. Panel 1 — Glitch: Ready for the tabletop exercise?
  2. Panel 2 — Rusty: Just warming up.
  3. Panel 3 — Rusty: This incident is heavy.
  4. Panel 4 — Glitch: We were testing the response plan.
  5. Panel 4 — Rusty: The table responded.