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Circuit Chuckles · Daily comic

Third-Party Access

Published Tuesday, 8 September 2026 · By Security.io

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A four-panel black-and-white newspaper comic titled Circuit Chuckles — Third-Party Access. Rusty hands out an oversized vendor access badge and a ring of master keys while Glitch realizes the temporary access opens everything.

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Rusty grants a vendor “temporary” access by handing over keys that open everything and claiming the expiration is only spiritual.

Transcript

Accessible reading order
  1. Panel 1 — Rusty: The vendor needed temporary access.
  2. Panel 2 — Glitch: That key opens everything.
  3. Panel 3 — Rusty: I wanted to be a good third party.
  4. Panel 4 — Rusty: I made it temporary in spirit.