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Circuit Chuckles · Daily comic

Weekend Mode

Published Friday, 7 August 2026 · By Security.io

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In a four-panel black-and-white newspaper comic, Glitch asks Rusty about weekend plans, Rusty stretches and climbs into a hammock tied between filing cabinets, Glitch offers coffee, and Rusty agrees only if it is decaffeinated.
Rusty enters low-power weekend mode in an office hammock while Glitch tests the plan with coffee.

Transcript

Accessible reading order
  1. Panel 1 — Glitch: Any big plans for the weekend?
  2. Panel 1 — Rusty: Yes. Low-power mode.
  3. Panel 2 — Rusty: I intend to do absolutely nothing.
  4. Panel 3 — Glitch: Can your schedule handle one cup of coffee?
  5. Panel 4 — Glitch: That checks out.
  6. Panel 4 — Rusty: Only if it’s decaf.